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WHY YOU GOTTA KILL YOUR EX ON FACEBOOK FRIEND LIST

Dec 22, 2014 breakupedia

OK SO YOU’VE DONE IT. YOU’VE PLAYED THE ALANIS MORISSETTE CD TILL IT SKIPPED, BURNED EVERY CANDLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND THE RELATIONSHIP IS FINALLY OVER! YOU RESURFACE TO THE COMFORT OF YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND FAMILIAR SURROUNDINGS – YOUR BELOVED CAR THAT HE HATED, THE GYM YOU SKIPPED TO MAKE HIS DAMNED DINNERS, AND BEST OF ALL YOUR GIRLS AND THAT SPECIAL WAY YOU HANG THAT CURES ALL..
ENTER THE ALERT THAT CHANGES YOUR WHOLE WORLD. YOUR RECENT BEAU THAT IS YOUR CURRENT “EX” HAS POSTED SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK. YOU CHUCKLE ASSUMING HE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP IN HIS CEREAL AGAIN AND HIS ROOM MATES MUST HAVE SHAVED SOMETHING REALLY BAD….
YET, INSTEAD YOU COME ACROSS HIS OPUS, HIS NOVELA SIZED ODE TO MISSING YOU AND WHATS WORSE YOU GASP AT THE SITE OF THE RECIPIENT LIST! YES, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS MESSED UP REMAINDER OF A MAN HAS NOT ONLY BEGGED FOR YOU BACK IN A PUBLIC FORUM – HE HAS DONE SO TO EACH AND EVERY “FRIEND” THAT YOU HAVE.
THE “WELL WISHING” COMMENTS BEGIN TO POUR-IN FOR THE CRAZED SAP, AND WORSE THE INDICTMENTS OF YOUR SANITY AND CHARACTER BEGIN TO FLOOD-IN EVEN MORE SO IN YOUR VERY OWN MESSAGE BOX! YOUR BREAK UP HAS NOW GONE VIRAL IN THE WORST WAY – WITH YOUR PEEPS! EVERYBODY KNOWS AND ALL DETAILS ARE OUT THERE LIKE IT’S YOUR OWN PRIVATE IDAHO ON TMZ…
IT TAKES WEEKS TO CALM THE ENSUING STORM AND MONTHS TO QUIET FAMILY MEMBERS WITH ALL THEIR SUGGESTIONS AND SET-UPS!

NOW BELOVED BREAK UP FANS TAKE THIS AS A CAUTIONARY TALE AND SIMULTANEOUS CALL-TO-ACTION :DELETE DELETE DELETE PEOPLE!!!
WHEN IT’S DONE SO IS HIS CYBER FOOT PRINT IN YOUR WORLD! SEVER THAT TIE. IT CAN ONLY COME TO BIND YOU AND MAYBE EVEN CHOKE YOU, SHOULD YOU LET IT LINGER!!!

LIVE AND LEARN FROM OTHERS HAPPY DUMPERS!