365 DAYS & WAYS

Day #10 | Bouncer Buddy

Oct 18, 2015 breakupedia

Day 10 breakup without a word or text even with that “bouncer buddy” who sets you up for a humiliating 10 minute one-night-stand on the pavement outside that oh-so-hot club each time but has you mindfucked into thinking he is hooking you up. Don’t forget that your unintentional concrete-hooker moment is just long enough to unimpress that shallow date who lit up when “you claimed you had juice” at the spot! And let’s not even address where you left your fucking dignity man.. It’s NOT in your wallet with that fauxgaisie VIP card, fool!

(remember those??!!)